What Kills Me
Yesterday my wife up and told me
I am on the computer too much
She believes in important things
I'm beginning to get out of touch.
She thinks it's time I looked around
For other ways to pass my days away
I hate to think what she has in mind
Adding onto my work list each day.
What kills me:
Often she talks on the telephone
Sometimes over an hour at a time
But if I complained to her about it
She'd act like I committed a crime.
I can't figure out a woman's mind
There is no need for me to even try
But no matter what she thinks about it
I'll be computing until the day I die.
Ralph L. Clark © 2003